In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

image

1975blog:

the most accurate thing matty has ever said

1975blog:

the most accurate thing matty has ever said

anti-irl:

guy: hey

me: Art

guy: omg fuck me ur not like other girls

(Source: toxicwinner)

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

(Source: amypoehler)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets after you’ve read it several times? As if something was left between each page every time you read it, feelings, thoughts, sounds

—Cornelia Funke
Inkspell (via mockinggrxce)

84emojis:

azucarcult:

emiliogorgeous:

Drake trickin on Nicki at a bodega.

Is this not me and my baby daddy or nah

im screaming