white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
As a fat woman, I have no problem with men wanting to fuck me; it’s getting them to hold my hand in public that’s hard.
This is dedicated to all the wimpy little chasers out there who want to fuck us on the sly but worry about damaging their reputations. We are not a side dish. We are the fucking appetizer, the main course and the dessert, and you’re not going to take us home in a doggy bag so you can eat in private.
“The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.”
— Bob Marley (via psych-facts)
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
next on cake boss:
customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”